Ouch baby ! ..very Ouch

The new year resolution that's been waiting to make itself
its like babies that make themselves ..and gosh you'd think a man and a woman were needed ..haha ...poor unsuspecting you !
neways it was an idea that generated in my poor i-dull brain..pardon the slang ..

the bottom line being
"What if McMurphy was actually a woman ?"
Ahuh "A deep sigh of relief" , "everything is now in order" , "GodDamn that explains everything! "
the respective counts ,the eavesdropper says are " -22 -20 43"
"You got the last one wrong" ,Yoss beams joyfully
"I did not " ,"You did too " ,I did(tired fingers ... you get the picture! )
McCurrie (In case you're wondering)
/* The transition from Bipeds to wool producing quadrupeds was the product of a giant meteorite accident. It happened in 1998 when a giant communion amongst bipeds was being held at the Kumbha mela ( circa infinity !+ ) .. it was a lost cause ..the moment the nurse uttered the words " a ship on the horizon " , an unimaginable series of events dilletanted with each other until all of them reached a quorum that the best possible solution was a flock of the aforementioned abominable .. they decided "Sheep" would be an insider joke ..one of them would be the same as eleven of them ..presto the same as twelve of them .. they would all be "sheep" ...the meteorite meanwhile decided that it was just eye candy and decided to strut its cute butt (Ach Yes the sheep were genderised) all the way to Orion */
Ach yes McCurrie was the lone byproduct of a golden triage ... you know what i mean don't you ?
She was the product of the heimlich manouver , the chinese checkers , and the twins ..( Oh yes i can hear the snigger ... and pray tell ... the greek twins were they ? ... Psst ..its time i tell you about IT! )
/* The "chickens' guide to the soup" is the single most ignored book in the whole of the universe as described in the book whose cover is inscribed with the werds "Don't Panic " ..Funny thing is the CGTtS cover was inscribed with the words "Angel Soft"
For although being privy to almost None of the answers to the Qs that are out there the CGttS faltered on a trick Question "Why Did the chicken cross the road ?" , the chicken did the Pixar thingie reared its non existent red whatever-its-called and proceeded to hide with its two snubby webbed PEDS to cover its unowhats ...the point being that the chicken was color-blind and that its "imagination unlimited" (copyrited) actually thought that the rainbow had been slain and lay in all its glory on the road..and at that particular point in time the chicken decided the answer to the Question lay in a series of unforgivable gastronomic disasters involving a cook who was playing checkers with his nose(the name curious reader being Third hung Lo (left three footprints) ) and a particularly large individual named Bubba WHO was enamored with THlo and decided to give him the heimlich manouver at a particularly inopportune moment ..being.. when the cook had decided to make the most beautiful omelette in the universe out of the twin eggs laid by the rooster at the beginning of the new millenia ...allrite ..1998 ! Its not very accurate!!! .. go read playboy for dates!! */
Voila!! the chicken emerged ..from its grand dinner at the THLo's (the joint was really quite swanky you know and featured a show known to the ol' timers as the " End of the D )
and was asked by a magic carpet ,which actually Stopped at a Stop Sign ,as to why the chicken crossed the road and the answer, well ...you've probably guessed it by now was ..."Angel Soft" inscribed in large curvy letters across a 12/15 pack of quilted paper easily folded and a perfect cover for the two little round shiny objects that emerged out of the Chicken's derriere ... you see the chicken was prepared for diarhhoea but not pregnancy !! it was a calamity ...Angel soft can be very inadequate in such circumstances ...and the chicken found religion immediately in the aftermath of the delivery (Yes this was a to-go ! ) The chicken called itself Marry and promptly proceeded to name the larger one "Neo" thereby condemning it to a life in hollywood and named , fondly if i may add, McDonalds, the other one, the slighter one ...this being done, the chicken promptly found itself a berth on THLo's ship back home to calcutta ! (Ohhh Didn't you know ? the world's best chinese food is found in calcutta!) THLo did the unimaginable however .... poked his nose into a game of checkers and dictated a book while he absentmindedly proceeded to stew Marry in a broth commonly known as eggflower soup ... after he was done (Finishing the soup! in any case) he proceeded to name the book CGttS, and in a fit of remorse castrated himself thereby leaving just two footprints in the sands of time ! This supreme sacrifice was not lost on Marry as she was being digested in THLo bowels and she proceeded to say a prayer which would result in mcdonalds finding his/her true identity
(From a heimlich /chinese checkers/twins... there can be but one conclusion IRISH! (or scottish ))
and promptly causing ex- THLo great bouts of diarhhoea and again requiring enormous quantities of Angelsoft (Which BTW prompted him to put it on the cover ...It was HIS book after all)
The book is now introduced... and there is more to follow .... if your patience can stand any more abuse !

!+ circa infinity --- is a revenge of sorts on the M ppl (mathematicians .shhh !!) who tried to explain the rotundity of McCurrie's Mind and Body and BODICE (can you imagine !! sheesh!) through equations !!!! containing symbols very round and Rotund if i may ....very underhanded ! and very sly ! ... the assolum will not stand this sort of behavior .... stand up and be counted i say even if it be twice (if youre male and standing upside down !!)
meanwhile i look to the lunar eclipse for inspiration for part two ....nurse jadeebooty helps me along !!



PPS ....ladees and gennulmen pardon the french ! dint tink this would be complete without the innuendoes !! cheers and HNY !! to all of yawl !!