Ze goatie a patriotic art form ??

Im "blessed" with the asian curse. ...



neah not the one where I have a natural God given right to the rope trick... besides nobody told them the complete story and somebody conveniently forgot to mention that the ceiling fan was part of the equation. ...but I digress...The particular curse i was referring to the absence of facial hair in that crucial area..the bridge ..the arc .. ah dangerous curves ahead !! should have known what i was getting myself into when a couple of days of laziness actually lit my tubelight and gave me a faint inkling of What was possible around my chin besides a constant and unfailing propensity to attract shoes...Try as i might diligently over the course of the next few weeks it just refused to grow in that area .. ...SO one day (ephiphany!) i look at myself in the mirror and see how i have progressed. Im disappointed of course .. and then i think to myself ..what is this fascination with all things firang .. in the truly unhallowed lands of men's facial fashion ..the french laid claim to the particular art form i was referring to ..and i aspire to be !!! ..french ?? WHY ? join the "legions" of men who had landed in normandy only to proudly display on their facial landscapes' ..the french flag ! NO ..that shall not be my fate ...Chiding over.I decide i shall make this rugged growth my own . I will highlight it with the tricolors and call it the D-G. ...Besides i need a little color to liven things up a bit! ...wars have been fought over less ..helen..land ..money ..oil .. pardon the bin-tughlaq rhetoric ..methinks he is the only candidate who would have taken up the cause during the medieval ages and gone to war with a neighboring fiefdom with a single point agenda of debearding them.....War ..hmm no ...the good thing about life is you live it once and then you dont come back ...the good thing about the DG is ..you can always choose your battle every week !...