A favor Repaid!

Hey shortie !! How ya doin today ;) ...Laddies and ladies ...The break well taken and aaaaaaaaaaah !! feel rejuvenated :D ...



However the topic o discussion being U-B shorty...Gawd there was a song abt fools rushing in or something right ?? sigh ..my name my name ... ...Anyways to give context to the discussion ...a long forgotten revolution being nipped in the bud by the hirsutical tendencies of the aforementioned mon ..(annexure A --refer to earlier blogs by UB and Doh --Forests of fanghorn et all , goatie et all ) ...Thees wassan opportunity too good to pass ...as the Count o monte cristo ud "sai"(Jai sai baba !) ( see im reverential even to a spelling mistake ) " SAY in a bated ,tense breath " For weeks i have waited for you to slip ..And now you have" ...Us "Toll" uns have our own crosses to bear! ...As a well known comment pigeonholes us into a human thermometer.. ...And the TDH ..hahahaha .. Nooo !!! Not seriously ..you really dun wanna know what that expands adiabatically into ...Hmmm well now i gotta tax mah brains!! neways towards the end o da blog i shall tink up o sumfin...Incidents you say ??? ...How abt a cousin asking you to morph into a broom so she can clear the cobwebs??Oh that hole at the top of yer head ? i thot it was a vacuum cleaner !! ?? sheesh !! ...What do you say to that ??? i was like ..."yeah you look great in that black dress!" Who's mourning ..ME !...And yes.. to us peepul of ambivalent dimensions(5-11 to 6) ..you know we dun belong !! ...Its like Hmmm that Tshirt is too big and this one flatters mah stom-ache a tad 2 much ...Try sitting in a roller coaster (the Big Shot on the stratosphere ..in vegas ) The free frikking fall is reduced to a joke !! mah feet find the bottom every time .. No free fall for us extended bipeds !! ...and the school time trauma Phew when you'd outgrow your trousers and your folks back home would be like "man this was supposed to be a three year insurance policy" and you'd try and blame it on surf ... ...even freud wudnt ave pretended to be walkin on stilts to impress gurls with his shortened excuse of a trouser ... besides i wudnt even fit on the couch ..sigh ...In short(jeez!! ) In tall ,we got our own saga and yes ..the answer is YES ..it does get lonely at the top !! The wind does seem to target the fields of the tallhorn a square inch more than the stunted blowpipe ... ...aerodynamics i guess!! ...altho the wind seems to blow more outta us ;) the saga of gastronomical trubbles "The winds of change".... oh scorpion where didja bite!! Gross!! ...the point being ...for us toll uns the thinning Top is a reality faster than thee ,, mebbe the blood is lazy or just plain tired in reachin the roots ...after all roots were supposed to follow the rules of gravity.... werent they ???...and to end there was this woman who i had blind dated(Gosh was she pretty!) and we were on different ends of the spectrum.. literally ...Sigh ...at the good night moment i was fervently wishing myself into a flatland moment when the third dimension would not exist and i would just be a rectangle kissin an ellipse goodnight ! ...Wish not for a revolution Gooble !!! wish fer women in short!(all rite you win!!) skimpy dresses! ...Offence !!! ..nun intended :) ...dank ya well ...PS ...TDH = Chinese for a 5'11-1/2" bloke with a myopic view of da universe ;) ............