The mac and the catterpillahs

Apologies first offa to SSM ..for the delay in postin the adventure ..
and as a sidenote i suggest to meself Metamucil ..for regularity ...GROSS!!




And underneath the XYZ towers the mac found its true destiny .. the journey
the err ..the ..TCGthS soully recommends a nite out in such circumstances ..as in whenever Vows of the bheeshma proportion have been taken ..an audience is needed to say WOW
and no cause for consternation My X minded readers ..Mac has not sworn celibacy ..( in fac that word only existed in dubbulspit :)
In fac the whole point of this discourse being how the journey of "The Mac" affected the sex life of them catterpilla=s
you wonder how ??
tch tch
then follow ...

the mac having been deeply moved by the discourse of the man bent over and the man standing over him decided to find the road first which would Qualify for the question that the mac had in mind ..appropos .. the mac set off .. (No no you perv ..not in her bedroom) in full public and virtuous view.. to henceforth decide as to whether her life was preordained ..
having decided the Question, the Mac now decided to find her way home (for you see ,She was of the female species and no matter how obfuscated you sound ...She i.e. the Mac knew exactly what you meant ..which was a pity of course! )

the rest of the story being that ..the Mac found herself in egypt.. in front of the PHOENIX
..now the mac had small eyes ..very small eyes ..capable of catching the slightest detail ..
And she stood now in front of the phoenix ...
At this moment a very unfortunate occurrence occured. The TCGTtS says that history says THAT.. a giant meteorite absolutely Bored with its existence decided to Flash itself in front of the innocent eyes of the mac ..the result being that the mac was now transmogrified into the Mag-nify

the Mac now perceived .. of course ..it was divya drishti .. the phoenix was a giant acrobatic feat no less ... one lazy catterpillar over another !! ...the mac was adventurous and seeing was CERTAINLY not believing ... She said "Hi" ..
This was absolutely unacceptable to the catterpillars who had spent an N number of years in celibacy and in performing the acrobatic feats aforementioned
so ...they all said they were going on STRIKE !
and they climbed down and the phoenix was destroyed...
Which was "Kewl" for mac of course since she now had a course to ride !
however Mac being mac decided that the catterpill-ahs needed some rehab ...and this is when mac met the party-cater
the party caterpillar ...ahhh ...sigh the less said about him the better
Mac was absolutely besotted with the party cat
the party cat was somehow ...
1) skateboarding on top of the sliding called "the great depression"
2) hatted on at the time of bankruptcy
3) in fact the cat let us into one of his major secrets "you re as hungry as you eat" ...which was a joke as it turned out! "

So mac was now faced with this Great wall ... of catterpillars which had dismantled to form another wonder " a WALL!"
This was the first time Mac was in love however which is why she was absolutely trite about having her heart broken ...In any case it could not be friendly advice... i tried fourteen disguises and the mac would know ... sigh ! which meant i would just have to be a hero!!
Now Now to the real secret! ..the cat-err-pill-ahs had been lulled into a state of complacency ..in which case most of them just laid past ..and some tried to build on their careers ..being mid level managers and all that;) ...
So mac fell in love and would share her lunch box everyday with her newest pal ...party cat
The party cat was innocent however and only a hundred years old ( Know age for knowledge!)
and they let Mac be with her Party cat.. such a joint had been known in the past days as heady ... however these days it was known as "cool" which was ironic however as the rain gods hadn't pissed in years ...
That however is a discussion reserved for future episodes ..
under a shy night sky Mac finally dared to ask ..the name of the party cater..
the party cater rolled up his eyes and said "dil..bert"
and thus Mac was introduced to great happenings in the course of middul age ..
This was a great shock to mac ..totally unacceptable ..
she decided to count matchsticks to pacify herself ..in fact she counted up to a hundred of them .. when she had reached fifty however ..she decided she wanted to be a rock star
the party cat a.k.a. dil..bert decided that he needed to face his folks and such like ..and decided to climb down the mountain of romantic sojourns with a stone tablet that contained ten coupons to the next Mac concert ..and these were widely distributed as the ten mac-ad-ments

Dil..bert and mac having been the true agents of change decided that the party was now truly on .. got their respective hats with a beach blanket and while the Mac skittled on to newer adventures under her new disguise she left the erstwhile phoenix err its constituents a much more "ACTIVE" place.. party and all
..Dil..bert was one Happy caterpillar..