Mac and the parallel universes !
The mac lay down. The mac was thirsty too... the thirst was mostly an afterthought...after the mac decided the best place to die was under the sun after all.
/* The TCGttS strongly advocates the theory of parallel universes
Denoted as ! In most widely held belief systems ..It has been a conspiracy by the other books
To denote a measure of incredulity in the statement just spewed! (For example)
Whereas the simple truth was in a parallel universe the statement was the most natural under the circumstances ..Syntactically and logically..
A parallel universe was defined by the TCGttS alternatively as
1) The Snail’s life ..YES the one that you squashed underfoot
2) The telephone directory in reverse alphabetical order and John’s incredulity at status quo
3) 8 laid down to rest finally and the priest’s dilemma ..Since now there were many many many (ad infinitum) 8s to cremate
4) The HiGuy2deGal book
5) “Piggy on a railway line picking up a stone” sung to the tune of “Saawan ka mahina pawan kare sor”
6) Edited out
The TCGttS strongly advocates 7 pints of beer at this point ..One for each alternate explanation
And one for the road …for boy oh boy are you going to need it ! */
The mac was in the desert you see ..Having vini vidi and most comprehensively vicied the phoenix , the mac was well and truly alone in the desert and dying ..Since there had been no food or water for the last day and for a constitution as frail and as hung-over as the mac this was doom
The mac lay down on the sand and in a very articulate moment thought about the theory of ! As mentioned in the TCGttS and decided to shout “YO!” to the alter ego in a parallel universe.
Now the mac was a believer but not a believer believer you see .. So the silence came as a shock
The silence was “YO 2 U2 “ in dubbul spit
The mac well and truly circumspect decided to shout YO again ..Again silence !
And then a third time as the MAC opened her mouth….
/* the question that everybody has been asking the TCGttS
1) the secret of time travel
2) the ageless crème
3) the secret to all happiness
WHAT DOES AN ENDLESS ECHO OF “OH SHIT!” Sound like
A rather technical explanation follows
The first clues were found by a rather strange fella named Einstein who called it the theory of relatives and established a rather strong correlation between time and space..
Nein then grew rather fond of the.., what he decided to call the GUT..
A true breakthrough was made by one fella who followed and decided that there was in fact a conspiracy against all beings intelligent called the space time continuum
The TCGttS aided by the research of one of its most luminous reporters “Luminous” would like to clarify
Imagine a line of men lined up like in a tug of war (Frames of reference- discrete not continuous)
Imagine a punch thrown to the tummy of the first in line
And how every man in line sort of resists then backs up to the buckling of the one in front of him
The resistance or the pull on the tug is the gravitational force pulling the stupid to the source of the punch whereas the tug or time is the one pulling it away
The GUT or the interaction of the forces in the GUT can be described thus…
Laying to waste all notions of continuum since opposing and equally strong forces become by their very nature very closely held discrete points only approximating a continuum
However there is a continuum
When first hit by the punch the first stupid said Oh shit and when buckled into, the second said the aforementioned abominable thereby making it a continuous wail
These various stupids in their various frames of reference were therefore the answer ..Reaching different levels of facial contortions depending on their position in the line … In other words choose your answer !
PS – the punch was also called the BIG bang and the source God */
The Mac having opened her mouth to say YO decided to say “OH Shit!” instead and thus was (Briefing a lot of happenings! ) transported in space and time to a !
On the way
1) The mac rubbed her bleary eyes and found herself singing “Mrs. Robinson” in central park dressed as ART !
2) The Mac rubbed her hungry tummy and found herself in a bollywood movie “as a bhang demented character rubbing his tummy and grinning “
3) The mac stretched out and found people nailing her to a piece of wood
4) The mac thought of Dilbert and smiled ..and then opened her eyes wide in horror as various legends had sprung up about lost love and she was being called Leila in one and Heer in the other and Juliet in another one
5) Shat on Santa Claus’ head and in true Christmas spirit Santa decided to share his spots with the rest of the reindeer team
Twenty five years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill
Of Hoopoe
For a destination!
The mac sang loud true to the form of all the school bus trips when forks were being stuck in her face ..Tch tch the warts !
You know it must have been destiny for THLo was in the line of dis-cretins
And the wattage that Mac provided to the OH shit placed her in THLo’s frame of space and time
In other words mac … mac… got home!
Now in that !
Events were about to transpire
/* the TCGttS strongly recommends the new and improved version of tingtingteeth
The TCGttS also partially well very nominally depends on its existence on dental Ads
And only dental Ads ..
Tingtingteeth was in its fourth generation and was recommended for
1) meeting relatives for the first time
2) meeting anybody for the first time
3) The first time ..ooooo
Aided by FloorAid the tutpaste will make yer teet strawnger …smiled the kilted gentleman
For you dawnt git a sikund chawnce it a ferst imprayshen*/
The mac had her tingtingteeth on as she rang the bell … on a door
As it opened Mac had her widest smile on and at that very moment … at that very inopportune moment the stupid comet decided to Flash (as if we haven’t heard this one before )
The flash glinted offa mac’s tingtingteeth and blinded the door opening thing .. in this case the bat!
/* TCGttS
The Bat had actually been an extremely handsome specimen of his species ..a member to have in every cricket team .. every lynching team .. every mobbing team .. in short an upright member of society and a TEAM man … until the BAT was rid of his vision in an unfortunate smelting accident(*UEX) …these days the BAT is searching for his lost love …hanging upside down …
Apparently the last words of his beloved were “Up Urs!” */
Entrée ! Mac into the parallel universe ! as she tch tched her way past bat …..
PS -- *UEX -- very bad piece of reporting here !!
and for previous reports
Ouch baby very ouch --Episode 1
Return of the Mac! -Episode 2
The mac and Dilbert! - Episode 3
/* The TCGttS strongly advocates the theory of parallel universes
Denoted as ! In most widely held belief systems ..It has been a conspiracy by the other books
To denote a measure of incredulity in the statement just spewed! (For example)
Whereas the simple truth was in a parallel universe the statement was the most natural under the circumstances ..Syntactically and logically..
A parallel universe was defined by the TCGttS alternatively as
1) The Snail’s life ..YES the one that you squashed underfoot
2) The telephone directory in reverse alphabetical order and John’s incredulity at status quo
3) 8 laid down to rest finally and the priest’s dilemma ..Since now there were many many many (ad infinitum) 8s to cremate
4) The HiGuy2deGal book
5) “Piggy on a railway line picking up a stone” sung to the tune of “Saawan ka mahina pawan kare sor”
6) Edited out
The TCGttS strongly advocates 7 pints of beer at this point ..One for each alternate explanation
And one for the road …for boy oh boy are you going to need it ! */
The mac was in the desert you see ..Having vini vidi and most comprehensively vicied the phoenix , the mac was well and truly alone in the desert and dying ..Since there had been no food or water for the last day and for a constitution as frail and as hung-over as the mac this was doom
The mac lay down on the sand and in a very articulate moment thought about the theory of ! As mentioned in the TCGttS and decided to shout “YO!” to the alter ego in a parallel universe.
Now the mac was a believer but not a believer believer you see .. So the silence came as a shock
The silence was “YO 2 U2 “ in dubbul spit
The mac well and truly circumspect decided to shout YO again ..Again silence !
And then a third time as the MAC opened her mouth….
/* the question that everybody has been asking the TCGttS
1) the secret of time travel
2) the ageless crème
3) the secret to all happiness
WHAT DOES AN ENDLESS ECHO OF “OH SHIT!” Sound like
A rather technical explanation follows
The first clues were found by a rather strange fella named Einstein who called it the theory of relatives and established a rather strong correlation between time and space..
Nein then grew rather fond of the.., what he decided to call the GUT..
A true breakthrough was made by one fella who followed and decided that there was in fact a conspiracy against all beings intelligent called the space time continuum
The TCGttS aided by the research of one of its most luminous reporters “Luminous” would like to clarify
Imagine a line of men lined up like in a tug of war (Frames of reference- discrete not continuous)
Imagine a punch thrown to the tummy of the first in line
And how every man in line sort of resists then backs up to the buckling of the one in front of him
The resistance or the pull on the tug is the gravitational force pulling the stupid to the source of the punch whereas the tug or time is the one pulling it away
The GUT or the interaction of the forces in the GUT can be described thus…
Laying to waste all notions of continuum since opposing and equally strong forces become by their very nature very closely held discrete points only approximating a continuum
However there is a continuum
When first hit by the punch the first stupid said Oh shit and when buckled into, the second said the aforementioned abominable thereby making it a continuous wail
These various stupids in their various frames of reference were therefore the answer ..Reaching different levels of facial contortions depending on their position in the line … In other words choose your answer !
PS – the punch was also called the BIG bang and the source God */
The Mac having opened her mouth to say YO decided to say “OH Shit!” instead and thus was (Briefing a lot of happenings! ) transported in space and time to a !
On the way
1) The mac rubbed her bleary eyes and found herself singing “Mrs. Robinson” in central park dressed as ART !
2) The Mac rubbed her hungry tummy and found herself in a bollywood movie “as a bhang demented character rubbing his tummy and grinning “
3) The mac stretched out and found people nailing her to a piece of wood
4) The mac thought of Dilbert and smiled ..and then opened her eyes wide in horror as various legends had sprung up about lost love and she was being called Leila in one and Heer in the other and Juliet in another one
5) Shat on Santa Claus’ head and in true Christmas spirit Santa decided to share his spots with the rest of the reindeer team
Twenty five years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill
Of Hoopoe
For a destination!
The mac sang loud true to the form of all the school bus trips when forks were being stuck in her face ..Tch tch the warts !
You know it must have been destiny for THLo was in the line of dis-cretins
And the wattage that Mac provided to the OH shit placed her in THLo’s frame of space and time
In other words mac … mac… got home!
Now in that !
Events were about to transpire
/* the TCGttS strongly recommends the new and improved version of tingtingteeth
The TCGttS also partially well very nominally depends on its existence on dental Ads
And only dental Ads ..
Tingtingteeth was in its fourth generation and was recommended for
1) meeting relatives for the first time
2) meeting anybody for the first time
3) The first time ..ooooo
Aided by FloorAid the tutpaste will make yer teet strawnger …smiled the kilted gentleman
For you dawnt git a sikund chawnce it a ferst imprayshen*/
The mac had her tingtingteeth on as she rang the bell … on a door
As it opened Mac had her widest smile on and at that very moment … at that very inopportune moment the stupid comet decided to Flash (as if we haven’t heard this one before )
The flash glinted offa mac’s tingtingteeth and blinded the door opening thing .. in this case the bat!
/* TCGttS
The Bat had actually been an extremely handsome specimen of his species ..a member to have in every cricket team .. every lynching team .. every mobbing team .. in short an upright member of society and a TEAM man … until the BAT was rid of his vision in an unfortunate smelting accident(*UEX) …these days the BAT is searching for his lost love …hanging upside down …
Apparently the last words of his beloved were “Up Urs!” */
Entrée ! Mac into the parallel universe ! as she tch tched her way past bat …..
PS -- *UEX -- very bad piece of reporting here !!
and for previous reports
Ouch baby very ouch --Episode 1
Return of the Mac! -Episode 2
The mac and Dilbert! - Episode 3
posted by Doh | 3:23 AM
2 Comments:
lol baby...very lol...:-))
Switched on ! eh ?? :)
thanks bucksta !
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